| Lyrics: | Ten pints of Boddies and a barley wine,
We've got to make the Bear's Head before closing
time.
We're the Macc Lads, we were born in a pub,
We like us ale and we like us
grub,
We're the Macc Lads and we ain't fuckin' puffs.
We're the Lads from Macc,
We want
some crack,
We're the Lads from Macc, alright?
Now before we go out shaggin' the
night,
We drive around insulting every bugger in sight,
Hre's and old bag, just the
job,
Right lads, lets get ready wi' gob,
Stanly Ogden? He's a fuckin' slob.
We're the
Lads from Macc,
We want some crack,
We're the Lads from Macc.
We're the Macc Lads, we're
fuckin' rough,
We like us ale, we can't get enough,
We're the Macc Lads and we ain't fuckin'
puffs.
We're the Lads from Macc,
We want some crack,
We're the Lads from Macc,
alright?
Get your gob 'round me knob,
Get your teeth 'round me beef,
Get your lipsies
'round me titsies,
Get your smackers 'round me knackers,
Get your gums 'round me
brums,
Talk to me pork,
Get your smackers round me knackers.
Alright my son?
We're
the Lads from Macc,
We want some crack,
We're the Lads from Macc, alright?
(Repeat
x2)
Beer 'n' Sex 'n' Chips 'n' Gravy
Clean me teeth, put on me best
clobber,
Tonight's the night I'm going fer knob 'er,
Vaxhaull Vivas all covered in
rust,
But you can't fuck yer bird on a 29 bus,
One, two, one two three four,
Beer 'n'
sex 'n' chips 'n' gravy
It's all a Macc Lad wants,
Beer 'n' sex 'n' chips 'n'
gravy,
Tasty bit of cunt.
So gerrup off the floor,
Finish yer chips, we're gonna go s |