| Lyrics: | Well now the school Christmas party is coming
Ain't doing rugby no more
McIntyre teaching us
waltzing
Out on the gymnasium floor
Nobody battered or bleeding
Nobody's tattered and
torn
McIntyre's dim, loud in the gym
Well, we've only got a little (...)
We've only got
a little (...)
And it's you, you, you're a disgrace
McIntyre tore us apart
We
dance with ourselves, when the (...) find their space
Waltzing with fear in our
hearts
Waltzing with fear in our hearts,
On the big final manoeuvre, all of our heads
are a whirl
Getting much closer to the deep thing
This time we'll do it with girls
In
the arena the ladies are waiting
A twelve year old girl for a bride
The matches were fixed,
somehow we mixed
And the fat girl got left on the side
The fat girl got left on the side.
And it's you, you, you're a disgrace
McIntyre tore us apart
We dance with
ourselves, when the (...) find their space
Waltzing with fear in our hearts
Waltzing with
fear in our hearts
It's the secondary waltz
Well you come to my right, and I am under
the light
See that my footwork is false
Don't count me out, the start of the bow
I'm
just doing secondary waltz
Doing secondary waltz
And it's the secondary waltz
Yeah, it's
the secondary waltz |