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Lyrics for The Ballad of Cedric Frvous by Moxy Fruvous:
| | | Artist: | Moxy Fruvous |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | The Ballad of Cedric Frvous | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 58 | | | | Lyrics: | Up until just recently
Gambling was thought to be blasphemy
(Jian, as Cedric)
Like
Wilson Phillips, evil stuff
(Mike)
But Canada is changing fast
Loosening it up at
last legally
(Jian)
The new narcotic, take a puff.
(All)
Casinos open to
raise funds for social needs
(Jian)
Full of roulette wheels,
Black jack and video
slot machines.
(All)
Now guys like Cedric perform benevolent
deeds.
(Jian)
I've been saving up my welfare
Just to throw the dice on the velvet
greens.
(Mike)
Money made by dealing folks
Goes to helping healing folks 'cross the
land
(Jian)
I stand and proudly gush.
(Mike)
Casinos are a ministry
handled governmentally
Show your hand.
(Jian)
I almost had a royal
flush.
(All)
Since Cedric spent his last dime on 15 to 2.
(Jian)
I put my
chips on 32 red it went to black instead.
(All)
Guys like Cedric are pulling Medicaire
through.
(Jian)
Now they're asking me to leave,
And I'm poor and I'm peeved so I
just might heave.
(Mike)
So he mortgaged the house and he traded the kids
And he
studied the odds and he practiced the bids.
The he ran to province next door to his
Where
casinos were a brand new flourishing biz.
(All)
His new found luck at blackjack brought him
such wealth
They realized he'd make a perfect Minister of Health.
(Mike)
Now he's
wearing all the hats
Hanging out with bureaucrats at bookie joints.
(Jian)
He's a public
money sponge.
(Mike)
Watch him place another bet
We go deeper into debt losing
points
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