|
|
|
- 390,531 lyrics
- 24,313 artists
|
|
|
Lyrics for Animal Rights Activists by Ogden Skip:
| | | Artist: | Ogden Skip |
| | Album: | You Ain't Right, Boy | | Track: | Animal Rights Activists | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 172 | | | | Lyrics: | Last night I had the strangest dream I never had before
A hunting season that's designed to
even up the score
The wildlife folks announced the season that they had in store
On animal
rights activists, the bag limit is four.
I'm making hunting plans right now for all my
friends and me
The first one that I want to get is Cleveland Amory
If you're out in the
woods and they come out being cute
Put 'em in your sights, say goodbye, and then
shoot!
CHORUS:
Because it's open season on animal rights activists
The
self-righteous, grass-eating brain dead pacivists
Don't try to force your tofu and bean sprouts
down my throat
I like my beef and deer and pork and even roasted goat
Next time you want
to hunt, remember all their stunts
And bag yourself an activist today.
The activits
are vegetarians, they don't want us to eat meat
Just oat and bran and grass and straw and dirt
and twigs and wheat
Where here's something for them, they'll have new food instead
We'll
find out if they like the taste speeding red-hot lead.
We'll all die of cancer if we
don't use lab rats.
"But animals have rights," you say, from snakes to frogs to
cats.
Whell here is my opionion, activits will all be stunned.
If animals were meant to
have rights, they'd have guns.
(Chorus)
Do the world a favor, and bow-hunt
your neighbor
Harvest an activist today.
---
Copyright 1997, Skip
Ogden
All rights reserved
Comments welcome: [email protected] | | | |  Reddit | X / Twitter | Facebook | Copy link |
|
More Ogden Skip Lyrics:
|
|
|
