| Lyrics: | An angel came to me and said, "Hey, Owen:
How would you like to marry Jamie Lee Curtis?"
I
said, "Angel, Yes, indeed!
That would make my life complete!
If I could only marry Jamie
Lee Curtis."
So the angel said to me, "Why don't you ask her?"
I said, "Angel, I would
love to--but I'm scared.
I'm afraid that she'd say 'no,'
and that would break this young
heart so--"
But the angel said, "Don't worry, I'm right beside you."
So I got in the
car and I drove off to her house.
She let me in and we sat down on the couch.
I said, "Jamie
Lee--Oh, Jamie!
Won't you listen to my plea--
what I'm about to say--well it means so much
to me."
I said, "Jamie--I'm just crazy about your movies.
I have seen the bad ones and
I've seen the good.
From the first time you got nude--
Well, down deep inside I
knew
That I loved you more than anyone I've ever loved!"
Then I kissed her check and I
took her hand in mine.
And I touched her hair and I looked into her eyes.
I said, "Jamie Lee
Curtis--
Won't you please become my wife?
'Cause I love you more than anyone I've ever
loved.
Yes--I love you more than anyone I've ever loved."
And she said ................
"NO." |
