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Lyrics for Witness (Ballad of Warren Grubber) by S.G. Swain:
| | | Artist: | S.G. Swain |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Witness (Ballad of Warren Grubber) | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 169 | | | | Lyrics: | Well, I used to be a Jerhovah's Witness
preachin' door to door everyday
with my New World
Translation
and a bag full of books
hustlin' them Watchto'ers and Awakes.
Yeah, I
used to be a Jerhovah's Witness
from the time when I was just a little kid
My moma taught it
to me
and I tried earnestly
to do everything that they said.
I had no friends, I
had no lovers
I had my hands underneath the covers
I was waitin' for Armageddon to
proceed
Them folks have been waitin' since 1914.
Well, I used to be a Jerhovah's
Witness
Preachin' door to door everyday
with my hair cut real short
out on your front
porch
trying to save you from Babylon the Great.
Yeah, I used to be a Jerhovah's
Witness
the biggest nerd that you ever saw
until the day that I snapped
I came
unwrapped
And I burned down the Kingdom Hall
Well I stood there and I watched it
burning
And it kinda made me a little bit glad
So I went and I bought myself a birthday
present
And on the way home I saluted a flag
Yeah, I used to be a Jerhovah's
Witness
but now I'm just an average man
a little screwed in the head
from the childhood
I led
but I'm trying to do the best that I can
So Merry Christmas and Happy
Birthday
I pledge allegence, oh say can you see
I know it all sounds a little bit
confusin'
But if I'm ever in a car wreck,
I'm gonna get a blood transfusion.
Yeah,
I used to be a Jerhovah's Witness
preachin' door to door everyday
with my New World
Translation
and a bag full of books
hustlin' them Watchto'ers and Awakes. | | | |  Reddit | X / Twitter | Facebook | Copy link |
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