| Lyrics: | I've never done the Carson show
I've never found the time
but when I'm back in
Hollywood
I'll drop in to say "hi"
I'll say, "John, it's such a privilege to sit here in
your chair.
The folks back home are tuning in, excuse me if I stare."
And, "I've always
watched your show at home,
I've always been a fan;
I love it when you make big jokes of
Doc
and Ed McMhan."
And then I'll sing a song or two
and John will act
impressed
then make me slip down on the couch
and bring out his next guest
Of all
the things I've never done
the one that I want most:
Johnny Carson can I be your Monday
night guest host? |
