| Lyrics: | One Hippopotami
One hippopotami cannot get on a bus,
Because one hippopotami is two
hippopotamus.
And if you have two goose, that makes one geese.
A pair of mouse is mice. A
pair of moose is meese.
A paranoia is a bunch of mental blocks.
And when Ben Casey
meets Kildaire, that's called a paradox.
When two minks fall in love, with all their heart and
soul,
You'll find the plural of two minks is one mink stole.
Singulars and
plurals are so different, bless my soul.
Has it ever occurred to you that the plural of
"half" is "whole"?
A bunch of tooth is teeth. A group of foot is feet.
And two
canaries make a pair--they call it a parakeet.
A paramecium is not a pair.
A parallelogram
is just a crazy square.
Nobody knows just what a paraphernalia is.
And what is half
a pair of scissors, but a single sciz?
With someone you adore, if you should find
romance,
You'll pant, and pant once more, and that's a pair of pants |
