| Lyrics: | parody of "Winchester Cathedral" by The New Vaudeville Band)
No more-a my dough,
No
more-a my dough,
No more-a my dough-de-o-dough.
Westchester Hadassah,
I gave
all my dough.
I'll give you one more thing:
A definite "no!"
Remember that
luncheon
In honor of me?
You made me contribute
Anonymously.
Remember
last year
When you gave a masquerade ball?
I came as a turnip
Just to see you try to
squeeze my blood and all.
Westchester Hadassah,
I'm trying my best.
Enclosed
is one dollar,
I'll owe you the rest.
No more-a my dough,
No more-a my
dough,
No more-a my dough-de-o-dough.
Remember that raffle
When you held your
monster bazaar?
I bought all the tickets,
All but one, and that was the one that won the
car!
Westchester Hadassah,
How wrong can you be?
I'm not even
Jewish.
Stop pestering me!
No more-a my dough,
No more-a my dough,
No
more-a my dough-de-o-dough.
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