| Lyrics: | The Twelve Gifts of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A
Japanese transistor radio.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Green
polka-dot pajamas,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
(It's a Nakashuma.)
On the third day
of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A calendar book with the name of my insurance
man,
Green polka-dot pajamas,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
(It's the Mark IV model.
That's the one that's discontinued.)
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to
me
A simulated alligator wallet,
A calendar book with the name of my insurance
man,
Green polka-dot pajamas,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
(And it comes in a
leatherette case with holes in it,
so you can listen right through the case.)
On the fifth
day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A statue of a lady, with a clock where her stomach
ought to be,
A simulated alligator wallet,
A calendar book with the name of my insurance
man,
Green polka-dot pajamas,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
(And it has a wire with a
thing on one end that you
can stick in your ear, and a thing on the other end
that you can't
stick anywhere, because it's bent.)
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A
hammered aluminum nutcracker,
And all that other stuff,
And a Japanese transistor
radio.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A pink satin pillow that
says San Diego, with fringe all around it,
And all that other stuff,
And a Japanese
transistor radio.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
An indoor plastic
birdbath,
And all that other stuff,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
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