| Lyrics: | Bart:
Yo! Hey what's happening dude?
I'm a guy with a rep for bein' rude.
Terrorizin'
people wherever I go,
It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow.
Fixin' test scores to
get the best scores,
Droppin' banana peels all over the floor,
I'm the kid that made
delinquency an art,
Last name, Simpson; first name, Bart.
I'm here today to introduce the
next phase,
The next step in the big Bart craze.
I got a dance, real easy to do,
I
learned it with no rhythm and so can you!
So move your body, if you got the notion,
Front
to back in a rock-like motion.
Now that you got it, if you think you can,
Do it to the
music, that's the Bartman
Back-up Singers:
Everybody if you can, do the
Bartman!
Shake you body, turn it out, if you can, man!
Move you butt to the side, yes you
can, can!
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman
(x2)
Bart:
It wasn't long
ago, just a couple of weeks,
I got in trouble, yeah, pretty deep.
Homer was yellin', mom
was, too,
Because I put mothballs in the beef stew.
Punishment time, in the air lurks
gloom,
Sittin' by myself, confined to my room.
When all else fails, nothin' else left to
do,
I turn on the music, so I can feel the groove!
Back-up Singers:
Move your
body, if you got the notion,
Front to back in a rock-like motion.
Move your hips from side
to side now,
Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now.
If you've got the groove, you gotta
use it.
Rock rhythm in time with the music.
You just might start a chain
reaction...
Bart: If you can do the Bart, you're bad like Michael
Jackson.
Back-up Singers:
Everybody if you can, do the Bartman!
Shake you body,
turn it out..If you can, man!
Move your butt to the side as you can, can!
Everybody in the
house do the Bartman...Do the Bartman!
Bart: Do the Bartman!
Everybody back and
forth, from side to side.
Back-up Singers: Do the Bartman!
Bart: Do the
Bartman!
Now here's a dance beat that you can't deny!
Homer: Turn it down! Will you
stop that infernal racket?
Back-up Singers: Do the Bartman!
Bart:
Oh my
ears! Lisa! Put that saxophone away!
You can't touch this!
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me
do it. You can't prove anything.
Now, I'm in the house feelin' good to be home,
'Til
Lisa starts blowin' her damn saxophone.
And if it was mine, you know they'd take it
away,
But still I'm feelin' good, so that's okay.
I'm up in my room, just a-singin' a
song,
Listenin' to the kicks while I'm kickin' along.
Yeah, Lisa likes jazz, she's her
number one fan,
But I know I'm bad, 'cause I do the Bartman!
Back-up
Singers:
Everybody, if you can do the Bartman!
Shake your body, turn it out if you can,
man!
Move your butt to the side, as you can, can!
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman!
Do the Bartman!
Bart: Do the Bartman!
Everybody back and forth from side to
side.
Back-up Singers: Do the Bartman!
Bart: Do the Bartman!
She can do
it, he can do it, so can I!
Back-up Singers:
If you've got the groove, you gotta use
it.
Rock rhythm in time with the music.
You just might start a chain
reaction...
Bart: I'm a Bartman.
Back-up Singers:
Everybody, if you can,
do the Bartman!
Shake your body, turn it out, if you can, man!
Move your butt to the side,
as you can, can!
Everybody in the house do the Bartman!
Move you body, if you got the
notion,
Skake your body to the rock-like motion!
Move your hips from side to side
now,
Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now!
If you've got your groove, you gotta use
it!
Rock rhythm in time with the music!
Bart: Eat your heart out,
Michael!
Back-up Singers: You just might start a chain reaction...
Bart: Oh
wow, man |
