Well Mr.Burns had done it.
The Power Plant had won it.
With Roger Clemens clucking all the
while,
Mike Socia's tragic illness made us smile,
While Wade Boggs laid unconsceince on the
bar-room tile.
Chorus:
We're talking softball.
From Maine to San Diego.
Talking
softball, Manningly and Conseco,
Ken Griffy's grotesquely swollen jaw
Steve Sax and his
run-in with the law,
We're talking Homer.....Ozzy and the Straw.
