| Lyrics: | These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
These are the
tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
I met this girl, her name
was Joan
She loved the way I rocked on the microphone
When I met Joan, I took her
home
She was just like a doggie all on my bone
I met another girl, her name was Ann
All
she wanted was to freak with a man
When I met Ann, I shook her hand
We ended up freakin by a
garbage can
The next young freak, I met was Red
I took her to my house and she gave me
head
She like blowin dicks, is all she said
We jumped in the sheets and we broke my
bed
There's another girl, her name is Sherry
You talk about sex and the girl acts
scary
I heard she was freakin from my big brother Jerry
Took her to my crib and I popped
that cherry
Young and tender, sweet Denise
Get her in the bed and the girl's a beast
I
tell you homeboy if you get a piece
She'll only start talkin bout signin a lease
I met a
young tender, her name is Lori
An X-Rated movie wouldn't tell her story
She had a twin
sister, her name was Lisa
And just like Lori she's a real dick pleaser
My girlfriend's name,
was Michelle
Her booty was bigger than the tail on a whale
When I freaked Michelle, I
freaked her well
Her pussy got hotter than the flames of Hell
I G'd this girl, her name was
Tammi
I didn't wanna do it cause the bitch was ?flantly?
She had a best friend, her name was
Janet
I pulled her to the side and I spit that game
I had a lot of freaks, in my
lifespan
I freaked one night, with this girl named Pam
The very next day, I saw her with her
man
One week passed, and I was in her again
I had an old tender, her name's Jeanine-acapo |
