| Lyrics: | Shopping spree for the family tree,
Hhaven't seen your family tree in quite a
while!
Too many sandwiches and wine,
Sherry stains down your best mans
tie,
What a speech.
The band arrives, the granny's cry,
Singers tongue's in the
barmaids mouth,
What a voice.
Grandpa drunk a drop or two,
His heads still
stuck in the portaloo,
What a man.
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken
breast,
The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight,
You got a diamond ring,
And the
man who sings,
The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice,
And that's just
tonight
The blue rinsed hairs lift up the chairs,
The bands too loud they're off
down stairs,
What a noise.
The bride and groom they dance their dance,
And the
singer mimes "there's still a chance",
The barmaid smiles
You bought a sequin dress
for your chicken breast,
The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight,
You got a diamond
ring,
And the man who sings,
The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice,
And
that's just tonight
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast,
The disco's
late and he's overpaid tonight,
You got a diamond ring,
And the man who sings,
The
man who sings made love to the barmaid twice,
Ha! Grandpa drunk a drop or two,
His
heads still stuck in the portaloo again!
The bride and groom they dance their
dance.
The singer mimes "there's still a chance tonight"
and the barmaid smiles |
