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Lyrics for Going Nowhere Slow by The Bloodhound Gang:
| | | Artist: | The Bloodhound Gang |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Going Nowhere Slow | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 79 | | | | Lyrics: | If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift
kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my
ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can
do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys
that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
But
if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually
that way though pseudo homo
phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonymous with
'super dumb'
Ya
see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon
I'd become
That
trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week
before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that
are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer
I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
The only
smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy
Dean
See I'm not to keen on the
smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer
so I could get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he
talks like this
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