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Lyrics for Shut Up by The Bloodhound Gang:
| | | Artist: | The Bloodhound Gang |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Shut Up | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 77 | | | | Lyrics: | Why is everybody always pickin' on me?
The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor
He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
The doctor said sir
you're misled sir which infers you mistook me
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up
with a wookie
What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
He's looks like Chewie
Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all
in one
To put it mild your new-born child's
completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin'
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
But
why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill
Cosby
Why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol'
Jimmy Pop Ali
I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you
So back
me up Bill yea and you're ugly too
So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese
Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans
And my mirror never lies
but it always verifies
I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie
You
compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understand
Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the
Elephant Man
And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first
But at least
this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse
About as popular with the girls with
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