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Lyrics for Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny by The Bloodhound Gang:
| | | Artist: | The Bloodhound Gang |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 75 | | | | Lyrics: | Do you still go to raves?
Do you think that Christ saves?
Do you spend your days in a
Purple Haze?
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
Or could you live drinkin' your own
whiz?
Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
Are you hooked on fistin
are you hooked on phonics?
Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
Did you like the
movie Malcolm X?
Or do you own a record by Stryper?
Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin'
diapers?
Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
Are you deaf?
Well if you are you can't hear me
But what's the use of living if your
ear's be?
Broken even if I spoke clearly
You're still not able to hear me
Cause life
is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw
in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow
your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Does your girlfriend look
like the chick from M*A*S*H?
Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
When you're
at a get-together does everybody always ask?
Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that
mask?
Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
Would you rather make out with
a rusty fish hook?
Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
Does she look pregnant
although she's not?
Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
Or at a Star Trek convention
or on top?
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