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Lyrics for When I Get To Heaven by The Dead Milkmen:
| | | Artist: | The Dead Milkmen |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | When I Get To Heaven | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 86 | | | | Lyrics: | If I go to Heaven it'll probably be a slum
And all the pretty angels just might be packing
guns
And if I see St. Peter will he hit me up for cash
Will I find the road to Jesus or just
lose him in the trash
The Shaggs were right
You're never going to please
anybody
Not in this world
If I go to Hell I might find it very dull
Like an Amway
convention or an endless shopping mall
When all the innocent demons want to poke me with a
fork
Or just put me in a taxi and send me to New York
Scientists proved it years
ago
The Shaggs were much better than the Beatles
Maybe I'll return as an iguana
And
lie upon a beach down in the Bahamas
Although ignored in their day
The Shaggs are now
recognised as the geniuses they were
I just wanna know what happens when you die
Do you
walk down in a hole or float up to the sky
Is it just a waste of water, when your widow
cries?
Oh don't tell me you've never heard of the Shaggs?
If the atheists are
right then I have no need to worry
For there is no great being whose favour I must curry
And
I'll be going nowhere once they lay me in the earth
So why waste a Sunday by going to
church?
If you really wanted to
You could run out right now and buy a Shaggs
record
If the atheists are wrong then I've got a bill that's due
So should I be a
Christian or a Moslem or a Jew
Should I spend all day just praying on my knees
And searching
through the world for a deity to please
A Shaggs record would be a sound
investment
If the atheists are right then I have no need to worry
For there is no great
being whose favour I must curry
The fat peoples want what the skinny peoples got
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