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Lyrics for Aging Orange by The Vandals:
| | | Artist: | The Vandals |
| | Album: | Miscellaneous | | Track: | Aging Orange | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 57 | | | | Lyrics: | I'm Palm Palm head - and I wrote one good song - But that was almost 20 years ago - I tried and I
tried to follow it up - But you know how those sophomore jinxes go - So I became quite bitter - as
sales dropped like flies - No one likes these dumb songs - of racing cars and spies - Maybe it's my
ape drape - or hippies in my band - But now we only tour in Arizona - or Japan - So after much
thought - and a panel of experts - I came up with a brilliant little plan - I'll take out my
frustrations - on one of these ungrateful new punk rock bands - Cuz I invented socks - and I
invented gravy - I made up the cotton gin - but no one ever paid me - Why beat a dead horse - with a
career that is cursed? - I'll just sue for royalties - on things I thought of first - Back in
Ancient Egypt - many Pharaohs went to jail - for misappropriation - of my Phrigian scale - I said
listen to Tutankhamen - you're driving me insane - it's obvious those bellies - are all dancing to
Bloodstains - I figured out you owe me - and please try not to laugh - but every time I hear it - I
get one more golden calf - So I've bitten off - a sizable chunk - of the hands of the people - with
the food - Now I'm confined to the pages of Flipside - a graveyard of punk rock's 35 year old dudes
- Cuz I invented socks - and I invented gravy - I made up the cotton gin - but no one ever paid me -
Why beat a dead horse - with a career that is cursed? - I'll just sue for royalties - on things I
thought of first - Palm Palm! - Palm Palm! - Palm Palm! - Ape Drape! - Ape Drape! - Poodle Head! -
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