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Lyrics for Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh) by The Vandals:
| | | Artist: | The Vandals |
| | Album: | Miscellaneous | | Track: | Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh) | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 64 | | | | Lyrics: | Clowns are neato clowns are fun - Clowns are loved by everyone - Cops n' commies even fags -
Everybody loves a gag - Clowns everywhere are freakin' out - In parades they scream n' shout -
They're sad as hell, and they're singin' the blues - Cause no one laughs at their great big shoes -
Here's some clowns we really love: Bozo, Scoopy, Rusty Nails - Here's a clown we really hate: Ronald
McDonald - (He's only in it for the burgers) - I saw a clown in the mall today - My brother cried
and he ran away - They get no respect, aren't served in bars - No matter how many friends they can
fit in their cars - The other day I was drivin' around in the clown-mobile with 17 of my - friends
towin' the - ferris wheel in the back and this cop pulls me over and says, "Where ya - goin' Bozo?"
- I said, "I'm not Bozo. I sure wish I was, though. The man's a friggin' - genius." - Clowns are
forced to take jobs across the nation - Below the level of their education - It's hard as hell to
make ends meet - With a painted face and gigantic feet - Yesterday I was sittin' in a bar havin' a
drink and this clown walks in and - says, - "Bartender, give me a tree fort." The bartender looks at
him and says, - "What's in - a tree fort?" "Playboy books and cigars." - Last verse same as the
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