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Lyrics for I Wish I Was A Lesbian by Wainwright Loudon:
| | | Artist: | Wainwright Loudon |
| | Album: | Miscellaneous | | Track: | I Wish I Was A Lesbian | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 452 | | | | Lyrics: | I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come
and go,
And all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo!
I wish I were a
lesbian and not a hetero!
I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight.
I'd
sleep with women only. Man, it would be great.
I'd throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn't want to
mate.
I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn't straight!
I wish I were a lesbian,
I'd like to be a dyke.
I'd sleep with k.d. lang. Mel Gibson, take a hike!
I think it would
be nice to love someone who was alike.
I wish I was a lesbian, I'd like to be a
dyke!
I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung.
It shouldn't really
matter how somebody is hung.
Other things are more important- like how you use your
tongue!
I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung!
I DARE Casey Kasem to
play this!
I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with
men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo
(I
hate that machis'mo!)
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