| Lyrics: | Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?
He's over there behind the tree
He's down in the
dirt, would ya help him?
I think it's his lung
Mister, Would You Please Help My
Pony?
He's chewin' bark and not the leaves
He's cryin' like a baby, would you help
him?
I think it's his lung
Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?
He's down -
He ain't gettin' up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked
up
Pony, Pony, Pony
Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?
He's over
there lookin' at me
He can't talk because he's a pony
I think it's his lung
(Repeat
first verse |