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Lyrics for Catholic Girls by Zappa Frank:
| | | Artist: | Zappa Frank |
| | Album: | Joes Garage | | Track: | Catholic Girls | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 341 | | | | Lyrics: | A festive CYO Party with crepe paper streamers, contestants for the
broom dance, the "Hokey
Pokey," baked goods, & FATHER RILEY making
sure the lights don't go down too
low...
Father Riley And Various Party Goers:
Catholic Girls
With a tiny little
mustache
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Girls
In the Rectory
Basement
Father Riley's a fairy
But it don't bother Mary
Catholic Girls
At the
CYO
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Girls
There can be no
replacement
How do they go, after the show?
Joe:
All the way
That's the
way they go
Every day
And none of their mamas ever seem to
know
Hip-Hip-Hooray
For all the class they show
There's nothing like a Catholic
Girl
At the CYO
When they learn to blow...
Father Riley:
They're learning
to blow
All the Catholic Boys!
Mary:
Warren Cuccurullo...
Father
Riley:
Catholic Boys!
Mary:
Kinda young, kinda WOW!
Father
Riley:
Catholic Boys!
Mary:
Vinnie Colaiuta...
Chorus:
Where
are they now?
Did they all take The Vow?
Father Riley:
Catholic
Girls
Warren:
Carmenita Scarfone!
Father Riley:
Catholic
Girls
Officer Butzis:
Hey! She gave me VD!
Father Riley:
Catholic
Girls!
Warren:
Toni Carbone!
Chorus:
With a tongue like a
cow
She could make you go WOW!
Joe:
VD vowdy vootie
Right away
That's
the way they go
Every day
Whenever their mamas take them to a show
Matinee
Pass
the popcorn please
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
With her hand in the box
When
she's on her knees
Larry:
She was on her knees,
My little Catholic
Girl
Chorus:
In a little white dress
Catholic Girls
They never
confess
Catholic Girls
I got one for a cousin
I love how they go
So send me a
dozen
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH!
Catholic
Girls
OOOOOOH!
(etc.)
Central Scrutinizer:
This is the CENTRAL
SCRUTINIZER...
Joe had a girl friend named Mary.
She used to go the church club every
week.
They'd meet each other there
Hold hands
And think Pure Thoughts
But one
night at the Social Club meeting
Mary didn't show up...
She was sucking cock backstage at
The Armory
In order to get a pass
To see some big rock group for free | | | |  Reddit | X / Twitter | Facebook | Copy link |
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