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Lyrics for Scene One Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer by Zappa Frank:
| | | Artist: | Zappa Frank |
| | Album: | Joes Garage Act I | | Track: | Scene One Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 462 | | | | Lyrics: | --- --- -- --- -- -
Sometimes when you're not looking he just sneaks up on you. He
looks like a
cheap sort of flying saucer about five feet across with a snout-like
megaphone
apparatus in the front with two big eyes mounted like Appletons with
miniature
motorized frowning chrome eyebrows over them. Along the side of his
disc-like
body are several sets of stupid-looking headers and exhaust hoses
which
apparently propel him and punctuate his dialogue with horrible smelling smoke
rings.
In the middle of his head we can see an airport wind sock and constantly
twirling anemometer.
The bottom of him has a landing light and three spoked
wheels. In spite of all this, it is
obvious that the way he really gets around
is by being dangled from place to place by a union
guy with a dark green shirt
up in the roof who is eating a sandwich (pieces of which drop off
every once in
a while and lodge themselves near the hole where they put the oil in that
makes
the cheap smoke).
He hovers into view and speaks to us
thusly...
Central Scrutinizer:
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...it is my
responsibility to enforce all the
laws that haven't been passed yet. It is also my
responsibility to alert each
and every one of you to the potential consequences of various
ordinary everyday
activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to *The
Death
Penalty* (or affect your parents' credit rating). Our criminal institutions
are
full of little creeps like you who do wrong things...and many of them were
driven to
these crimes by a horrible force called MUSIC!
Our studies have shown that this horrible
force is so dangerous to society at
large that laws are being drawn up at this very moment to
stop it forever!
Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described in tiny
paragraphs
so they won't conflict with the Constitution (which, itself, is being
modified
in order to accommodate THE FUTURE).
I bring you now a special presentation
to show what can happen to you if
you choose a career in MUSIC...*The WHITE ZONE is for loading
and
unloading only...if you have to load or unload, go to the WHITE ZONE...
you'll love
it...it's a way of life...Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...Hi, it's me,
I'm back. This is the CENTRAL
SCRUTINIZER...The WHITE ZONE is for loading
and unloading only...If yah gotta load, or if yah
gotta unload, go to
the WHITE ZONE. You'll love it...it's a way of life. That's right,
you'll
love it, it's a way of life, that's right, you'll love it, it's a way of
life,
you'll love it. This, is, the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER | | | |  Reddit | X / Twitter | Facebook | Copy link |
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