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Lyrics for Scene Four Crew Slut by Zappa Frank:
| | | Artist: | Zappa Frank |
| | Album: | Joes Garage Act I | | Track: | Scene Four Crew Slut | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 277 | | | | Lyrics: | ---- ---- ----
Backstage at the local Armory, Mary, in her little white dress, is
wiping
the remnants of her performance off the side of her mouth as LARRY (the
guy from
the garage who quit the band in order to make an honest living)
zips up the front of his
stinking boiler suit and sings to the same
teen-age girls who were stomping and clapping a
little while ago, as they
kneel with their little pink mouths open near the crew bus,
hoping
to save the price of admission by performing acts of Hooverism on the
jolly lads
who set up the P.A. System.
Larry:
Hey Hey Hey all you girls in
these
Industrial towns
I know you're prob'ly gettin' tired
Of all the local
clowns
They never give you no respect
They never treat you nice
So perhaps you oughta
try
A little friendly advice
And be a CREW SLUT
*Hey, you'll love it*
Be a CREW
SLUT
*It's a way of life*
Be a CREW SLUT
*See the world*
*Don't make a fuss,
just get on the bus*
CREW SLUT
*Add water makes its own sauce*
Be a CREW
SLUT
*So you don't forget, call before midnite tonite*
*The boys in the crew*
*Are
just waiting for you*
You never to get move around
You never go nowhere
I know yer
prob'ly gettin' tired
Of all the guys out there
You always wondered what it's like
To
go from place to place
So, darlin', take a little ride
On the mixer's face
Be a CREW
SLUT
*Just follow the magic footprints*
Be a CREW SLUT
*Hey, you'll love it!*
Be
a CREW SLUT
*It's a way of life*
*I ain't gonna squash it*
*And you don't need to
wash it!*
CREW SLUT
*Hey, I'll buy you a pizza*
CREW SLUT
*Of course I'll
introduce you to Warren*
*The boys in the crew*
*Are only waiting for you*
At
this point, the road crew, as all road crews must from time to time,
borrow some of the big
rock group's equipment and have a blues jam
session, indicating to the kneeling maidens that
they are endowed with a
great deal of raw talent, as well as massive meat. Obviously
impressed
with LARRY'S ability to suck so hard on his harmonica that screeching
little
noises come out of it, MARY kneels again and reaches upward in
gestures of supplication,
listening intently as LARRY continues to sing...
Larry:
Well you been to Alabama,
girl,
'N' Georgia too
'N' all the boys in the crew
Is bein' good to you
I know
yer sayin' to yourself
*'This is the way to go'*
'Cause when you need a little
extra
They will give you some mo'
'Cause you're the CREW SLUT
Mary:
Eh,
hah ha, I'm into leather...
Larry:
*That's good! A lot of the boys in the crew Love
leather...*
Mary:
*And rubber...*
Larry:
*Yeh, they like rubber
too...shrink-tubing*
*With a hair dryer...*
Road Crew Chorus:
Trade your spot
on the bench
For a guy with a wrench
And be a...
Mary:
*Ha ha
ha...*
Larry:
*You like that, huh?*
*I told you you'd love it...*
*It's a
way of life!*
Road Crew Chorus:
The guys in the crew
Have got a present for
you!
Ren nah naaah
Ren nah naaah
Ren nah naaah
Mary:
*A present for
me?*
Road Crew Chorus:
Ren nah naaah
Ren nah naaah
Ren nah
naaah
Larry:
*Hmmm, we got a present for you!*
Road Crew Chorus:
Ren
nah naaah
Ren nah naaah
Ren nah naaah
Mary:
*Whaddya got?*
Road
Crew Chorus:
Ren nah naaah
Mary:
*Whaddya gonna give me?*
Road Crew
Chorus:
Ren nah naaah
Ren nah naaah
Larry:
It looks just like a Telefunken
U-47
You'll love it...
Mary:
With Leather?
Central
Scrutinizer:
Eh errr, eh eh...This is,eh, the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER again...
And so Mary was
enticed away from Joe
By an evil barbarian with a wrench in his pocket
Lured into a life
of SLEAZERY
With the entire road crew of some
Famous Rock Group
(I don't know whether
it was really Toad-O or not...I don't know...
I'll check it out)
Again we
see
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