| Lyrics: | Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)
Mark Volman (vocals)
Howard Kaylan (vocals)
Jeff Simmons (bass)
George Duke (keyboards)
Ian Underwood (keyboards, alto saxophone)
Aynsley Dunbar (drums)
"I _(you just fill in the blank)_, do hereby solemnly swear, in accordance with the regulations of
the contract with this here rock and roll engagement. And The Imbecilic Laws of the State of
Florida, and the respective regulations perpetrated by Red-Necks Everywhere! Do Hereby Solemnly
Swear!, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES, TO REVEAL MY TUBE, WAD, DINGUS, WEE-WEE, AND OR PENIS ANYPLACE ON
THIS STAGE!! THIS does NOT include Private Showings in the motel room, however." |