| Lyrics: | THE M.O.I. ANTI-SMUT LOYALTY OATH
"I _(you just fill in the blank)_, do hereby
solemnly swear, in
accordance with the regulations of the contract with this here
rock
and roll engagement. And The Imbecilic Laws of the State of Florida,
and
the respective regulations perpetrated by Red-Necks Everywhere!
Do Hereby Solemnly Swear!,
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES, TO REVEAL MY
TUBE, WAD, GENGHIS, WEE-WEE, AND OR PENIS ANYPLACE ON
THIS STAGE!!
THIS Does NOT include Private Showings in the motel room, however |