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Lyrics for Czechoslovakia by Black 47:
| | | Artist: | Black 47 |
| | Album: | Green Suede Shoes | | Track: | Czechoslovakia | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 284 | | | | Lyrics: | one bright and sunny mornin' down on avenue b
as i was returnin' home from a night of
debauchery
i met me landlord boris, "yo," sez he,
"would ya ever go over to
czechoslovakia,
marry me daughter for me?"
he waved a pistol and 5000 dollars in me
face
"she better be a virgin, when she hits the states"
i told him i had some business
with the pope in rome
so he threw in a ticket to italy on me way back home
would you
ever go over to czechoslovakia, marry me daughter for me
she's the finest girl in prague,
you'll ever see
her name is citizen gertie, a communist is she
she wants to come to
america, be a capitalist like me
when i landed in slovakia, i drank a dozen
pints
but when i caught a glimpse of gertie i nearly died of fright
she was 6 feet in her
stockings, she viewed me with dismay
"is this the best they can do for me in the dear old
usa?"
but despite me splittin' headache, i wooed her like a man
and very soon
thereafter we were married in prague
i remembered boris' pistol and me vow of chastity
but
when she pinned me to the bed that night, i gave up instantly..
bright and early next
mornin' i went to see the pope in rome
gertie left for america, make new york her home
she
landed down on avenue b lookin' for a mansion grand
boris was drunk, the building stunk, the
city was mad
she'd been had,
this was the height of depravity - not what she'd seen on
mtv...
i wasn't farin' much better with the holy father in rome
some turkish wiseguy
whacked him and he wasn't even at home
so i landed back in new york oh so sad
stared down
the barrel of boris's gun, jeez was he ever mad
he accused me of buggerin' his daughter but to
make matters worse
she'd spent over 20 grand in macys and in saks
she sat there in her
underwear, gave me a dirty wink
but when i thought about the credit cards me love began to
shrink
so we drove her out to kennedy 14 trunks and all
and we said a prayer for the
holy father back in rome
but as her plane rose over rockaway, boris he said to me
"would
you ever go over to czechoslovakia and marry me daughter for me..." | | | |  Reddit | X / Twitter | Facebook | Copy link |
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