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Lyrics for why is everybody always pickin on me? by Bloodhound Gang:
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| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | why is everybody always pickin on me? | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 88 | | | | Lyrics: | Why is everybody always pickin' on me?The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctorHe
clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like ChewbaccaThe doctor said sir you're misled
sir which infers you mistook meI did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookieWhat I
mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your sonHe's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong
Kong Phooey allin oneTo put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'I'd shove
him back into the oven until he is done cookin'But why's everybody always pickin' on me?Cause my
fifteen year-old cousin has less acneBut why's everybody always pickin' on me?Ain't brushed them
teeth since 1983But why's everybody always pickin' on me?Cause you got the grooming habits of a
chimpanzeeBut why's everybody always pickin' on me?Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill
CosbyWhy's everybody always pickin' on me?Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop AliI
got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with youSo back me up Bill yea and you're
ugly tooSo what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheeseOr where a fish net shirt by Chams
with my Sergio Valenti jeansAnd my mirror never lies but it always verifiesI got more cheese and
pepperoni than a homemade pizza pieYou compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understandWhy I'm
scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant ManAnd yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked
me firstBut at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearseAbout as popular with
the girls with Englebert HumperdinkAnd that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky DinkI know
I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retardIt's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still
want it enlargedBut why's everybody a | | | |
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