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Lyrics for Youre Pretty when I Am Drunk by Bloodhound Gang:
| | | Artist: | Bloodhound Gang |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Youre Pretty when I Am Drunk | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 99 | | | | Lyrics: | ONE NIGHT ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ROAD ON A MISSION
TO SLURP FREE BREW AND GO FUZZY FLOUNDER
FISHIN'
KAYJEES ON THE HI-FI AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS
UNTIL WE BROUGHT SKIP O'
POT2MUS
AND DADDY'S GONNA GET SOME PROBABLY UNDERAGE ANDDUMB
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE
DADDY EATS HIS YOUNG
LUPUS IN THE LAVATORY MAKING A BIG STINK
MACING UP THE TOILET SEAT AND
POOPING IN THE SINK
M.S.G.S TANKED UP AND WIZZIN' IN A CUP
WAITING FOR A SPRINKLE GENIE TO
COME AND DRINK IT UP
CAUSE I'M THE ONE BOTTLE WILLY WITH THE 12 HORSE ALE
AFTER THAT I GET
SILLY LIKE SOUPY SALES
NOW IT'S MIDNIGHT AND I'M COMPLETELY BOOFY BLITZED
A SIX OF SHLITZ
AND THE JEW BREW MANISCHEWITZ
WITH MY BEER-TINTED GLASSES I'M READY TO BITTY BATTLE
I'M
HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF BUT I'LL END UP TENDING CATTLE
CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN
I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY
WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY FUCKIN' DRUNK)
HERE SHE COMES, A FUNKY FRIED
CUTIE
MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GONNA GET SOME BOOTY
CAUSE I'M MR. MCFEELIE WITH A SPEEDY
DELIVERY
YOU'D THINK I WAS A DITCH THE WAY THIS CHICK WAS DIGGIN'ME
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK
AND SEE IF THIS IS WHERE I WANNABE
HEY LUPUS IS SHE CUTE? YEA FOR A PYGMIE
AW! WHAT DO YOU
KNOW? YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING HOMEALONE
AND IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME THAT I GAVE A DOG A
BONE
PLUS BEAUTY, IT'S ONLY SKIN DEEP
IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER AND MY BEHOLDER'S
ABOUTTO TWEAK
I COULD TAP THAT BARREL, IN FACT I KNOW I CAN
IT'S A MNAG A TROIS YOU AND ME
AND HEINEKEN-ac | | | |
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