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Lyrics for My Band by D12:
| | | Artist: | D12 |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | My Band | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 207 | | | | Lyrics: | [Intro]
I don't know dude...
I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead
singer of a band dude...
And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude...
And
they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...
[Chorus]
These
chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold
hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer
of my band...
[Verse 1 - Eminem]
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk
up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady"
I'm the lead
singer in D12 baby
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin' god is it
him?"
"I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
"Please marshall please let me suck
your cock"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat
and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and
their shirt and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with
me
But when we fight it's kinda like sealin rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next
night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva
tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star
shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me
be
[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all
on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All
because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My band [repeated 9xs]
[Verse 2 -
Swiftey]
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on
proto
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour
bus
You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was
Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my shit is lookin smaller than
a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons
book
So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my
back
[Verse 3 - Kuniva and Konartis]
Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the
shit
Yeah I know man find himself takin all the flicks
Hey I thought we had an interview
with DJ Clue
([Em:] No I had an interview not you two)
You gonna be late for
soundcheck
Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
and our mics are screwed up and his always
sound best
You know what man I'ma say somethin
Hey yo Em
([Em:] You got somethin to
say?!)
Man no
I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
Man I'ma tell him when I
feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be kool
man, I
was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man
[Chorus]
These chicks
don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold
hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer
of my band...
[Verse 4 - Proof]
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does
not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that proof
is hot
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Ready to snap on a dumbass
fan
Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
We ain't a band bitch we don't play
instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every
area code
([Em:] Proof carry my bag)
Bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage,
security in my way
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
[Verse 5 -
Bizarre]
god dammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some
loop
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artis slipped me some
crack
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
For the
media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
Like who's D12, how we
get started
(What about Eminem?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest
guy in the group
Big ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute
50 told me to do situps to get
buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
Fuck D12, I'm outta this
band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
[Eminem]
Girl why cant you
see your the only one for me
and it just tears my ass apart to know that you dont know my
band...
[Chorus - Bizarre]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha
ha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)
Cuz once I blow
they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My Band
[Repeated 9x]
[Outro]
The hottest boy band in the world...
D12!
[Eminem as
a salsa singer]
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their
underpants
And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girl's want to
dance
My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
My salsa, salsa,
salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their
underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their
underpants, my salsa
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