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Lyrics for Corduroy Blues by Adam Sandler:
| | | Artist: | Adam Sandler |
| | Album: | What's Your Name | | Track: | Corduroy Blues | | | | Date Added: | 24/10/2007 | | Views: | 300 | | | | Lyrics: | When I was a boy
There was no limit on what I could eat
Shake after shake after shake
after shake
Followed by all kinds of red meat
Metabolism runnin' around so fast
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My body never gained no weight
That pissed off all my Momma's friends
And made my
big-boned sister irate
But now I'm a man
And all that food frolicking has caused my
ego to hurt
'Cause even when I'm in the shower alone
I'm too embarrassed to remove my
shirt
What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
Made a fat mother-fucker outta
me
What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
Made a fat mother-fucker outta me
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And all them cookies I been munching lately
My feets are becoming difficult to see
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I believe it was my Daddy
Who led to this eating disease
By calling me "The Little
Candy-ass"
When I couldn't finish a burger with cheese
Or maybe it was my Momma
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Who got me addicted to the wrong foods
Only when I gobbled down every chicken cutlet
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Would I get to see Momma's good moods
They said eat this, they said eat that
To
stay skinny there was no chance
And now when I walk I hear corduroy
Even though I
ain't wearing pants
What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
Made a fat
mother-fucker outta me
(You fat fuck, you fat fuck)
What made a millionaire out of Mr.
Frito-Lay
Made a fat mother-fucker outta me
(You fat fuck, you fat fuck)
And
all that ice cream I been eatin' lately
My chins alone weigh 203
The diet starts
tomorrow!
I have a grapefruit for breakfast
For lunch a bowl of white rice
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Dinnertime it's a saltless potato
I ain't allowed no spice
If this diet's gonna
work
Tonight I can't eat no more
"Just go to sleep," I say to myself
As I close
the bedroom door
Two in the morning, I wake up to piss
My belly's hungry and achin'
Tiptoe to the kitchen, fuck the diet
Bring on the chips flavored with bacon
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What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
Made a fat mother-fucker outta me
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What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
Make a tub o' shit outta me
And all
them crumb-cakes I been eating lately
I shoulda bought stock in Sara Lee | | | |
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