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Lyrics for The Chaunaka Song (Part 3) by Adam Sandler:
| | | Artist: | Adam Sandler |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | The Chaunaka Song (Part 3) | | | | Date Added: | 24/10/2007 | | Views: | 198 | | | | Lyrics: | Put on your yarmulke
Its time for Chanukah
So much funnaka
To celebrate
Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
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We get eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a
Christmas tree
Here's a new list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me
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Winona Ryder,
Drinks Manischewitz wine
Then spins a draydle with Ralph
Lauren and Calvin Klein
Guess who gives and receives
Loads of Chanukah toys
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The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys
Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish,
Courtney Love is half too
Put them together
What a funky bad ass Jew
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We got Harvey Keitel
And flash dancer Jennifer Beals
Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch
is Jewish
And yes her boobs are real
Put on your yarmulka
Its time for
Chanukah
2 time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka
celebrates Chanukah
O.J.
Simpson
Still not a Jew
But guess who is,
The guy who does the voice for Scooby
Doo
Bob Dylan was born a Jew
Then he wasn't
but now he's back,
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Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish
'Cause we're pretty good in the sack.
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Guess who got bar-mitzvahed
On the PGA tour
No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods
I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore.
So many Jews are in the show biz
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Bruce Springsteen isn't
But my mother thinks he is.
Tell the world-amanaka
It's time for Chanukah
It's not pronounced Ch-nakah
The C is silent in Chanukah
So get your hooked on phonica
Get drunk in Tijuanaka
If you really really
wannaka
Have a happy ha | | | |
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