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Lyrics for The Hannukah Oing by Adam Sandler:
| | | Artist: | Adam Sandler |
| | Album: | What The Hell Happened To Me | | Track: | The Hannukah Oing | | | | Date Added: | 24/10/2007 | | Views: | 179 | | | | Lyrics: | Put on your yamukah
Here comes Hannukah
So much funnukah
To celebrate
Hannukah
Hannukah is: the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We have eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town
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Without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and
me:
David Lee Roth
Lights the menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk
Douglas
And the late Dinah Shorah
Guess who eats together at
The
Carnegie Deli?
Bowser from Sha-Na-Na
And Arthur Fonzarelli!
Paul
Newman's half Jewish
And Goldie Hawn's half, too
Put them together,
What a
fine looking Jew!
You don't need Deck the Halls
Or Jingle Bell Rock,
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'Cause you can spin a dreidel
With Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock! [both Jewish]
Put on your yamukah
It's time for hannukah
The owner of the seattle
supersonica
Celebrates Hannukah
O.J. Simpson
[not a Jew]
But
guess who is?
Hall of Famer Rod Carew. [He converted]
We got Ann Landers,
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And her sister Dear Abby,
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish
Not too shabby
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Some people think
That Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well, he's not, but guess who
is --
All three Stooges!
So many Jews are in show biz
Tom Cruise
isn't, but I heard his agent is!
Tell your friend Veronica
It's time to
celebrate Hannukah
I hope I get a harmonica
On this lovely, lovely Hannukah
So
drink your Gin and tonica
And smoke your marijuanica
If you really, really wannaca
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Have a happy happy, happy happy Hannukah
Happy Hannukah | | | |
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