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Lyrics for Ode To My Car by Adam Sandler:
| | | Artist: | Adam Sandler |
| | Album: | What The Hell Happened To Me | | Track: | Ode To My Car | | | | Date Added: | 24/10/2007 | | Views: | 691 | | | | Lyrics: | Here we go!
Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin
pile' of shit
Never gets me very far
My cars a big piece of shit
'Cause
the shocks are fuckin shot
And my seatbelts fuckin broken
I got to tie it in a knot
/>
(its a piece of shit)
I cant see thru the windshield
'Cause its got a big
fuckin crack
And the intereior smells real bad
'Cause my friend puked in the back
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(It's a piece of shit)
(Piece of shit car)
Piece of shit car
(He's
got a piece of shit car)
It sucks royal dick
(That fuckin pile of shit)
100%
crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh fuck u car
Its got no CD player- Its
only got an 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sac
(They can bite
his ass too)
And I got no fuckin brakes
Im always way out of control
11 times a
day I hear hey watch it asshole
(You fuckin piece of shit)
(Piece of shit
car)
Ive got a piece of shit car
(He got a pice of shit car)
Diesel gas sucks
my ass
(that fuckin pile of shit)
That pile of metal shit
(Never gets him very
far)
Oh what the fuck did I do
What the fuck did i do
What the fuck did
I do
Too get stuck with u
Your to wide for drive-thru
And u smell like the
shoe
But Im too broke to buy something new
Oh fuck me
Well the engine
likes to flood
The car always fuckin stalls
And the seat cushions got a big rip
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So a spring always pokes me in the balls
(ouch,ouch,ouch)
Plus the door locks are
busted
I have to use a clothes hangar
If a girlie sees my car
Theres no chance
I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets the pussy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of shit
car)
You piece of shit car
You got a piece of shit car)
You piece of
shit car
(Piece of shit car)
Bald fuckin' tires
(You got a piece of shit
car)
No rearview fucking mirror
(Piece of shit car)
Seven different colors
/>
(You got a piece of shit car)
Fucking rag for a gas cap
(Piece of shit car)
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Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of
shit car)
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
Oh the whole town
thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of shit car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of
shit car | | | |
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