| Lyrics: | Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh
(A Letter From Camp)
Hello Muddah, hello
Fadduh,
Here I am at Camp Granada.
Camp is very entertaining,
And they say we'll have
some fun if it stops raining.
I went hiking with Joe Spivey.
He developed poison
ivy.
You remember Leonard Skinner.
He got ptomaine poisoning last night after
dinner.
All the counselors hate the waiters,
And the lake has alligators.
And
the head coach wants no sissies,
So he reads to us from something called
Ulysses.
Now I don't want this should scare ya,
But my bunk mate has
malaria.
You remember Jeffrey Hardy.
They're about to organize a searching
party.
Take me home, oh Muddah, Fadduh,
Take me home, I hate Granada,
Don't leave me out here in the forest, where
I might get eaten by a bear.
Take
me home, I promise I will not make noise,
Or mess the house with other boys.
Oh
please don't make me stay,
I've been here one whole day.
Dearest Fadduh, darling
Muddah,
How's my precious little Bruddah?
Let me come home if you miss me.
I would
even let Aunt Bertha hug and kis me.
Wait a minute, it stopped hailing.
Guys are
swimming, guys are sailing.
Playing baseball, gee that's better.
Muddah, Fadduh, kindly
disregard this letter |
