| Lyrics: | There is a place I long to go, and I confess,
It's Peyton Place.
They've got a brand-new
meaning for "togetherness"
In Peyton Place.
You should go there if you are feeling lost
and lonely;
As you drive into town it says, "For Adults Only"
Peyton Place, that's where
you'll find me,
Leaving my qualms behind me.
I'm gonna run away from here and make
my home
In Peyton Place;
They've got their own decline and fall of ancient Rome
In
Peyton Place.
Everyone's moral fiber's in complete decay there;
They've got a problem
cleaning up the PTA there.
Peyton Place, U.S.A.
Everyone walks around the square so
overjoyed,
In Peyton Place;
That's where they put the statue up of Sigmund Freud,
In
Peyton Place.
They've got a new library there, but here's the snapper:
Every book in it's
covered in a plain brown wrapper.
Peyton Place, where the good life is,
Depending where
your wife is.
Nobody's got an overdose of scruples
Down in Peyton Place;
All
of the teachers learn things from their pupils,
Down in Peyton Place.
There is a faithful
husband there, you oughtta see him;
He is the main exhibit in the town museum.
Peyton
Place, U.S.A.
They're giving promiscuity a real bad name
In Peyton Place;
That
is where "Spin the Bottle" is an adult game
In Peyton Place.
And if you care to know just
how their evenings go there,
Nobody's ever seen "The Johnny Carson Show" there.
Peyton
Place, U.S.A., my kind of town...
It's Peyton Place, U.S.A.!
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