| Lyrics: | Hungarian Goulash No. 5
If you like Hungarian food,
They have a goulash which is
very good.
Or if you wish a dish that's Chinese,
Somewhere down in Column B there's
lobster Cantonese.
Enchiladas, that's what people eat in Mexico.
Shish kebab is
skewered, in Armenia you know.
Then there's blubber, the favorite of the frigid
Eskimo.
Such delicious dishes, no matter where you go.
Chicken cacciatore is
Italian.
Kangaroo souffle must be Australian.
Mutton chops are definitely
British.
Chicken soup undoubtedly is Yiddish.
Pumpernickel comes from
Lithuania.
Hassenpfeffer comes from Pennsylvania.
Wiener schnitzel's Austrian or
German.
Kindly pass the sauerbraten, Herman.
Borscht is what they're eating in the
Soviet.
Wait, I think we've got some on the stove yet.
See the Mau Maus underneath the
jungle sky.
Jolly Mau Maus, eating missionary pie.
Frenchmen eat a lot of
bouillabaisse there.
Dutchmen eat a sauce called Hollandaise there.
Smorgasbord in Swedish
is the winner.
In America it's TV dinner.
So there you have one food from each
land.
Each one delicious, each one simply grand.
Mix them all up, in one big mish
mash.
And what have you got? Hungarian goulash |