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Lyrics for The Man Upstairs by Voltaire:
| | | Artist: | Voltaire |
| | Album: | The Chosen | | Track: | The Man Upstairs | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 85 | | | | Lyrics: | The guy upstairs is such a freak,
for five years now I've had a leak.
What does he do up
there?
All day long he "sleeps all day"
then he goes out and comes home
in the most
intoxicated way.
As far as I can tell, he juggles bowling balls
but he's not good at
it.
He moves his furniture then at six am
he pulls out the vacuum cleaner
to suck his
room.
The guy downstairs is also crazy,
he spent some time in an institute.
It did
him not much good.
He's off his medication
and he starts screaming,
"Virgin Mary, you
fucking alien!"
According to him Jesus Christ smokes crack
and other sundry
things.
But it's the man upstairs who pulls the strings.
Won't let me sleep.
Please,
kill that man upstairs.
If you ever loved me, you'll do this one thing,
won't you
sweetheart?
Please, murder that man upstairs.
If you want to be my friend
you'll have
to prove you mean it.
I used to think that rent control was a good idea
until I moved in
here. Now I'm the only sucker
paying more than a hundred bucks a room.
And I'm surrounded
by lunatics who don't
even need a moon.
But it's the man upstairs who pulls the
strings
won't let me sleep.
Then there's the lady across the hall
who always knows
what's going on
and Machu Pichu down the stairs
who is selling crack from to
door.
14B are refugees and 14A transvestite whores.
But you know who is coming
home
he's falling up his drunken stairs......
...If you want to be my friend
you''ll
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