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Lyrics for The Vampire Club by Voltaire:
| | | Artist: | Voltaire |
| | Album: | Boo Hoo | | Track: | The Vampire Club | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 92 | | | | Lyrics: | Oh, the moon was full
And the color of blood
The night the pirates came
To the
Vampire Club
Their leader was tall and snide and slim
He looked like a gay Captain
Morgan
Well, he recognized a Vampire
From his school
And he did something that was
Most uncool, he said,
"Hey everybody, see that fool in the cape?"
His name's Bernie
Weinstein
And he's in the 8th grade!"
Fangs were flying, capes were torn
Hell
hath no fury like a Vampire scorned
The number one rule in this game:
Never call one by
his real name
Wigs were pulled, top hats were crushed
By pointy boots in a rush
And
Boris at the bar orders a Bud and says,
"It's just another night at the Vampire
Club."
Missi lost a fang in the ladies room
And we all laughed and called her
'Snaggletooth!"
And Dee was mad cause he broke his cane
And he flushed his contacts down
the drain
There was so much angst after the fight
Vlad and Akasha broke up that
night
While some rivet-heads danced in a puddle of goo
That used to be "Father"
you-know-who!
Well, its hard to believe but we're still around
And when we
hang out it's upside down
Dressed in black from toe to head singing,
"Bela Lugosi's still
undead!"
A gaggle of goths is a peaceful site
We'd do anything to avoid a fight
But
if you really want to see some gore and blood
Wait 'til the Ravers come to the Vampire Club | | | |  Reddit | X / Twitter | Facebook | Copy link |
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