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Lyrics for The weird al show theme by Weird Al:
| | | Artist: | Weird Al |
| | Album: | Various songs / Unsorted | | Track: | The weird al show theme | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 87 | | | | Lyrics: | Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al
And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal
But the sanitation workers really didn't approve
So he packed up his accordion and
had to move
To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree
And he worked in a nasal
decongestant factory
And he played on the company bowling team
And every single
night he had a strange, recurring dream
Where he was wearing leiderhosen in a vat of sour
cream
But that's really not important to the story
Well, the very next year
he met a dental hygenist
With a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm)
But he
didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number
Then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm
And he spent his life savings on a split-level cave
20 miles below the surface of the
Earth (of the Earth)
And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich
For what it's worth
Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan
When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man
He was caught in a bear
trap and Al set him free
And the guy that he rescued was as grateful as can be
And
it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV
So he gave Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his own very Weird Al Show | | | |  Reddit | X / Twitter | Facebook | Copy link |
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