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Lyrics for The Jazz Discharge Party Hats by Zappa Frank:
| | | Artist: | Zappa Frank |
| | Album: | The Man From Utopia | | Track: | The Jazz Discharge Party Hats | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 300 | | | | Lyrics: | Once upon a time
It was in Albuquerque, New Mexico
There were these girls that worked at
the college
The were really cool...
(They thought so anyway)
The would be delighted
to tell you how suave they where
At the drop of a hat
There was three of
'em:
One of them thought she was a Beauty Queen...
The other one was a Walking
Blow-Job
And then there was this skinny girl...
Oh well...
Some of the guys in
the band got together
With the girls from the college
They were having a good
time...
(We were in Alburquerque for a couple of days)
But these girls thought they were
Hot Shit
'N wouldn't pooch the guys in the band
On the first day, so...
A couple of
the guys in the band
Who were desparate for THAT KIND OF ACTION
Kept workin' on 'em for
two days
(Which is a waste of fuckin' time anyway...)
So, anyway...
But if that's
your idea of a good time, what the hey?
Send those pants up here!
Here's some
more!
Okay, good-good!
Traditional cotton...oh, how
sweet!
Umf...huh-huh-huh-huhhh...
HERE! Work these!
Anyway...
We're in
Albuquerque, New Mexico...
A couple of the guys in the band, who shall go nameless
Because
their girlfriends might find out
Decided they were gonna work the wall on these girls
From
the college
So, one night...it was the first night
When they were still trying to 'get it
in there'
(Ya know what I mean? Huh-huh-huh-huh...)
The skinny girl, she says to one of
the guys in the band
She says, well, to several of the guys in the band
And one of the
T-shirt guys too...
"HEY! LET'S GO SKINNY-DIPPING!"
At two o'clock in the morning at the
pool at the hotel
That's right, your heard right,
Two o'clock in the morning, pool at the
hotel...
It was so fun...
But the water was very, very cold!
So they go out there and
the girl who was really skinny
'N' probably totally insensitive to climatic changes
Took
all of her garments off and she jumped in the pool
And she says, "HEY GUYS! COME ON
IN!"
Well, one of them did...
The other one was too smart for that shit
So him and
the T-shirt guy say by the edge of the pool
And when the girl who was really skinny
(And
insensitive to climatic changes)
Took off her clothes and jumped in the pool
She threw her
pants over there by the little table
Well, one of the guys in the band picked up het
panties
(He told me later the stuff in the bottom
Was like punching an
eclair...)
Anyhow...there was nothing else to do...
It was Alburquerque, New
Mexico
It's two o'clock in the morning...
They're not going to get any nooky
anyway...
So this one guy and the T-shirt guy
Started sniffing the girl's
panties...
They were sniffing the fudge and sniffing the glue...
Sniffing every 'thing'
that adhered to these
Delightful little morsels
(Some of you might think this is
weird...
No wonder. It's not exactly normal, but
What the fuck?)
So, they're snorting
it...
(Hey! It's the twentieth century...
Whatever you can do to have a good time, let's
get on with it,
So long as it doesn't cause a murder...)
So they're snorting the
pants
'N' then they put them on their heads...
They were having a good time...
The
girl was in the water...she didn't even see
What was going on with her underpants...
They
were wearing the pants
It looked just like a tiny little party hat...
Their ears were
sticking out the side...it was so fun
Later on they discovered,
This would make a great
way of life for them...
They would go from town to town, looking for panties
They would
take the panties after they were hung up
On the clothes line
Later on they would take 'em
back in the dressing room
They would play with them...
They would fetish the
underpants...
They would snort every little morsel attached
To the underpants...and
then...they would feel that
They were FULFILLED
And so you can
see,
That what we're doing here on stage
Is part of a Great American Tradition
The
tradition of the
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