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Lyrics for The Adventures Of The Cow by Adam Sandler:
| | | Artist: | Adam Sandler |
| | Album: | What The Hell Happened To Me | | Track: | The Adventures Of The Cow | | | | Date Added: | 24/10/2007 | | Views: | 327 | | | | Lyrics: | And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning
of a little league game getting hit by
a pitch"
[Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow]
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[Cow:] Moo
"And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time,
and
thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground"
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[Plane sounds]
[M1:] Alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride
down,
quit being a pansy and do it
[Cow:] Moo
[Ripcord sounds]
[Cow:]
Moo,mrr
[Parachute opens]
[Cow:] Moow
[Thud]
"And now a cow who
goes to the chicken hot drivethru
and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot
his french fries"
[Cow opening paper bag]
[Cow:] Moo,moo
[Car
screeches, and turns back around]
[Cow:] Mrr
"And now a cow winning first
prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break
and then realises he can't swim"
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[Cow walking towards pool, big splash]
[Cow:] Moo
[Crowd cheering]
[Cow:]
Mrr,mrr
[Underwater moo]
"And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club,
when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on"
[F1:] Ohh baby you like
it when I dance with you
[Cow:] Moo
[F1:] Uh uh uh, you can't touch that
[Cow:]
Moo
[Bouncer:] Keep your hands off the girl
[Cow:] Moo
[Bouncer:] Hey cow, you
got no shoes on you gotta leave
[Cow:] Moo
[M2:] Hey watch it cow
"And
now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle
when the farmer makes an
obvious bad call"
[Tennis ball being hit]
[Farmer:] That was out
[Cow:]
Moo
[Farmer:] Don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out
[Cow:] Moo
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[Farmer:] By at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's
out
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] Don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and
this ball was out
[Cow:] Mrr
[Farmer:] You cannot see from that angle
[Cow:]
Moo
"And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is
from a famous actor
but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke"
[Phone rings, cow picks it up]
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[Farmer:] Hello may I speak to the cow
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] Hi, I'm a famous
actor
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] Oh, thank you very much,
I was wondering if you
would like to go to dinner with me
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] Why don't I make
reservations?
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] And why don't I tell you my real name?
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farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle
[Cow:] Mrr
[Farmer:] Take that fatty
[Cow:]
Mrr
[Slams down phone]
"And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs
Arbuckle"
[Car sounds]
[Farmer:] Pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of
the road, I am warning you for the last time.
[Car hits farmer]
[Farmer:] Oooh
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[Cow:] Mooooooooooooo | | | |
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