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Lyrics for Chanukah Song Part II by Adam Sandler:
| | | Artist: | Adam Sandler |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Chanukah Song Part II | | | | Date Added: | 24/10/2007 | | Views: | 196 | | | | Lyrics: | Put on your Yamaka
Its time for Chanukah
So much funnaka
To celebrate Chanukah
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Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight
crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
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Here's a new list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me
Winona
Ryder,
Drinks Manischewitz wine
Then spins a Dreidle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin
Klein
Guess who gives and receives
Loads of Chanukah toys
The girls from
Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys
Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish,
Courtney
Love is half too
Put them together
What a funky bad ass Jew
We got Harvey
Keitel
And flash dancer Jennifer Beals
Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish
And
yes her boobs are real
Put on that yarmulka
Its time for Chanukah
2 time
Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka
celebrates Chanukah
O.J. Simpson
Still not
a Jew
But guess who is,
The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo
Bob Dylan
was born a Jew
Then he wasn't
but now he's back,
Mary Tyler Moore's husband is
Jewish
'Cause we're pretty good in the sack.
Guess who got bar-mitzvahed
On
the PGA tour
No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods
I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy
Gilmore.
So many Jews are in the show biz
Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish
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But my mother thinks he is.
Tell the world-amanaka
It's time to celebrate
Chanukah
It's not pronounced Ch-nakah
The C is silent in Chanukah
So read your
hooked on phonica
Get drunk in Tijuanaka
If you really really wannaka
Have a happy
happy happy happy Chanukah! | | | |
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